396: Who Said That?
Posted by Lucy on May 7th, 2010. Filed under: A Year and Change, Family, For Better or Worse, Fun and Games.Okay. So. As I have already stated, it’s deadline time, hence mushy brain. There have been a bunch of quips flying around Casa de Crusie for a while, things that don’t quite make a blog, but are still damned amusing. So, I thought I’d do this:
I’m going to list a bunch of them. You guess who said them; your options are AlphaBetty, Fake Aunt Jenny, Sister Krissie, Sweetness or Light. I’ll post the answer key tomorrow, with an explanation of context. And here we go!
- I’m gonna have a piece of bacon and a chocolate chip cookie and get back to work.
- So at Girl Scouts, I–oooh! Geese!
- I was raised by dachshunds.
- I will beat you like a gong.
- Agggggggggggggggggggggggggh! I slammed my fingers in the door again!
- The title of my memoir – You’d Hardly Be the First.
- Guess what? You know what? I’m thinking of a number.
- I am a Disney whore.
- I’m sorry. You’re right, ‘I slammed my fingers in the door,’ isn’t funny. But ‘I slammed my fingers in the door AGAIN’? Funny!
- Ass in the Air, Face in the Mud. Story of my life.
- You’re meeping again.
- What the fuck is Frog Spit?
- He’s a complete waste of space and air.
- My last words will be “Fucking Book.”
- Beating the kids will also cut the noise by a lot. I’m not taking that off the table.
- I will be mentioning the syphilis.
- Sleep well, and dream of androgynous Japanese boys.
- The last brownie is sitting in lonely splendor under the glass dome and it’s all yours.
- That weed was a whore.
- I-BLE. HORR-I-BLE. You have to say it all.
- I’ve got three useless bras. When I am going to get boobs?!
- Baby, with great boobs, comes great responsibility.
- I STUBBED MY TOE AND I STEPPED IN PEE!!!!!!!!!
- Come to Ohio. Get motor-boated by a dog.
- Oh, my god. Oh, my GOD. OH MY GOD! (fyi, this is not in a sexual context)
Have at it! Answers tomorrow! The person who gets the most right gets an autographed book from me, winner’s pick. Have fun!
May 7th, 2010 at 7:35 am
Okay, here’s my stab at it:
1. Alpha Betty
2. Sweetness
3. Fake Aunt Jenny
4. Fake Aunt Jenny
5. Sister Krissie
6. Alpha Betty
7. Light
8. Sister Krissie
9. Sister Krissie
10. Alpha Betty
11. Fake Aunt Jenny
12. Sister Krissie
13. Alpha Betty
14. Fake Aunt Jenny
15. Fake Aunt Jenny
16. Alpha Betty
17. Sister Krissie
18. Alpha Betty
19. Fake Aunt Jenny
20. Alpha Betty
21. Sweetness
22. Alpha Betty
23. Light
24. Sister Krissie
25. Light
May 7th, 2010 at 8:21 am
Here’s my try…and yes, I’m busy playing here instead of getting my kiddos ready for school. This is way more fun.
1. Fake Aunt Jenny
2. Light
3. Sweetness
4. Fake Aunt Jenny
5. Fake Aunt Jenny
6. Alpha Betty
7. Light
8. Alpha Betty
9. Alpha Betty
10. Sister Krissie
11. Fake Aunt Jenny
12. Sister Krissie
13. Fake Aunt Jenny
14. Alpha Betty (although I think this could easily be attributed to FAJ or SK also)
15. Fake Aunt Jenny
16. Alpha Betty
17. Sister Krissie
18. Alpha Betty
19. Fake Aunt Jenny
20. Alpha Betty
21. Sweetness
22. Alpha Betty
23. Sister Krissie
24. Sister Krissie
25. Light
May 7th, 2010 at 8:25 am
Here are my guesses…emphasis on guesses.
1. Fake Aunt Jenny
2. Light
3. Sweetness
4. Fake Aunt Jenny
5. AlphaBetty
6. Sister Krissie
7. Light
8. Fake Aunt Jenny
9. Fake Aunt Jenny
10. Sister Krissie
11. Fake Aunt Jenny
12. AlphaBetty
13. Sister Krissie
14. AlphaBetty
15. Fake Aunt Jenny
16. AlphaBetty
17. AlphaBetty
18. Fake Aunt Jenny
19. Fake Aunt Jenny
20. AlphaBetty
21. Sweetness
22. AlphaBetty
23. Sweetness
24. Sister Krissie
25. Sweetness
I seem to be taking the shotgun approach with the Fake Aunt Jennies. Oh well, you can’t win if you don’t play. So says the lottery commission.
May 7th, 2010 at 8:44 am
1. Alpha Betty
2. Light
3. Sweetness
4. Fake Aunt Jenny
5. Fake Aunt Jenny
6. AlphaBetty
7. Light
8. Fake Aunt Jenny
9. Sister Krissie
10. Alpha Betty
11. Alpha Betty
12. Sister Krissie
13. Sister Krissie
14. Alpha Betty
15. Alpha Betty
16. Sister Krissie
17. Fake Aunt Jenny
18. AlphaBetty
19. Fake Aunt Jenny
20. Sister Krissie
21. Sweetness
22. Fake Aunt Jenny
23. Sweetness
24. AlphaBetty
25. Light
May 7th, 2010 at 8:51 am
1.Fake Aunt Jenny
2.Light
3.Sweetness
4.Fake Aunt Jenny
5.Light
6.Fake Aunt Jenny
7.Light
8.Sister Krissie
9.Alpha Betty
10. Alpha Betty
11.Sister Krissie
12.Alpha Betty
13.Sweetness
14.Alpha Betty
15.Fake Aunt Jenny
16.Alpha Betty
17.Sister Krissie
18.Fake Aunt Jenny
19.Alpha Betty
20.Alpha Betty
21.Sweetness
22.Alpha Betty
23. Light
24.Sister Krissie
25.Alpha Betty
May 7th, 2010 at 8:54 am
Here’s my entry. Do I get extra points for responding while on a train?
1. Sister Krissie
2. Light
3. Sweetness
4. Fake Aunt Jenny
5. Light
6. Sister Krissie
7. Light
8. Fake Aunt Jenny
9. Fake Aunt Jenny
10. Sister Krissie
11. Sister Krissie
12. Alpha Betty
13. Fake Aunt Jenny
14. Alpha Betty
15. Alpha Betty
16. Sister Krissie
17. Alpha Betty
18. Fake Aunt Jenny
19. Light
20. Alpha Betty
21. Sweetness
22. Fake Aunt Jenny
23. Light
24. Sister Krissie
25. Alpha Betty
May 7th, 2010 at 9:01 am
1.
2.Light
3.Light
4.Fake Aunt Jenny
5.Sweetness
6.Sister Krissie
7. Light
8. Fake Aunt Jenny
9. Fake Aunt Jenny
10. Alpha Betty
11. Sister Krissie
12. Alpha Betty
13. Alpha Betty
14. Fake Aunt Jenny
15. Fake Aunt Jenny
16. Alpha Betty
17. Sister Krissie
18. Fake Aunt Jenny
19. Fake Aunt Jenny
20. Sweetness
21. Sweetness
22.Fake Aunt Jenny
23.Sweetness
24. Sister Krissie
25. Alpha Betty
May 7th, 2010 at 9:02 am
1.Alpha Betty
forgot #1
May 7th, 2010 at 9:17 am
1. Fake Aunt Jenny
2. Light
3. Sweetness
4. Fake Aunt Jenny
5. Light
6. Alpha Betty
7. Light
8. Sister Krissie
9. Fake Aunt Jenny
10. Alpha Betty
11. Fake Aunt Jenny
12. Sister Krissie
13. Fake Aunt Jenny
14. Alpha Betty
15. Fake Aunt Jenny
16. Alpha Betty
17. Sister Krissie
18. Fake Aunt Jenny
19. Light
20. Fake Aunt Jenny
21. Sweetness
22. Alpha Betty
23. Sweetness
24. Sister Krissie
25. Sweetness
This is tricky. There are quite a few that I can picture either Alpha Betty or FAJ saying. (I do have to admit that I recognize a couple of them from posts on FAJ’s blog. Is that cheating?)
May 7th, 2010 at 9:19 am
Augh, I copied and pasted the lines so I could go through without a lot of scrolling. And apparently I got the last line of the paragraph before. Oh, my kingdom for an edit button. Well, someone’s kingdom, anyway.
May 7th, 2010 at 9:53 am
Damn it, this is going to take time! LOL! And I’m sitting at my temporary desk at work where everyone can see over my shoulder. Gah, I’ll have to do this tonight. But I’ll keep coming back through the day just to read these when I need a chuckle.
May 7th, 2010 at 10:01 am
I gotcha, Sierra! No worries!
As for recognizing them – definitely not cheating. I didn’t think we’d put any of these up anywhere else, but if we did, that’s my fault, not yours – consider it a freebie!
May 7th, 2010 at 10:38 am
1. Alpha Betty
2. Light
3. Sweetness
4. FAJ
5. Alpha Betty
6. FAJ
7. Light
8. Sister Krissie
9. FAJ
10. FAJ
11. Alpha Betty
12. Alpha Betty
13. Sister Krissie
14. Alpha Betty
15. FAJ
16. Alpha Betty
17. Sister Krissie
18. FAJ
19. Light
20. Alpha Betty
21. Sweetness
22. Alpha Betty
23. Sweetness
24. Sister Krissie
25. Alpha Betty
May 7th, 2010 at 10:45 am
Krissie, Light, Jenny, Jenny, Lucy, Jenny, Light, Krissie, Lucy, Lucy, Jenny, Krissie, Lucy, Jenny, Jenny, Lucy, Krissie, Lucy, Jenny, Lucy, Sweetness, Lucy, Sweetness, Jenny, Light.
May 7th, 2010 at 10:58 am
Thanks, Lucy!
May 7th, 2010 at 11:49 am
1. SK
2.Light
3. Sweetness
4. FAJ
5. FAJ
6. SK
7. Light
8. SK
9. AB
10. DK
11. FAJ
12. AB
13. Sweetness
14. FAJ
15. FAJ
16. AB
17. SK
18. FAJ
19. FAJ
20 AB
21. Sweetness
22. AB
23. Sweetness
24. SK
25. Sweetness
May 7th, 2010 at 11:56 am
Oh heck! This is just too much work. I’m going to laugh over them now and tune in tomorrow to see if who I thought was right.
Did anyone tell you I’m lazy? Naw, just practical.
May 7th, 2010 at 12:02 pm
I couldn’t possibly guess them all, but I think they should be added to the wiki — perhaps with the context, perhaps without.
May 7th, 2010 at 12:02 pm
Oh Shit, there’s an autographed book? Now I have to actually do the work. Damn.
1.I’m gonna have a piece of bacon and a chocolate chip cookie and get back to work. – Fake Aunt Jenny
2.So at Girl Scouts, I–oooh! Geese! – LIght
3.I was raised by dachshunds. – Sweetness
4.I will beat you like a gong. – Luch
5.Agggggggggggggggggggggggggh! I slammed my fingers in the door again! – Light
6.The title of my memoir – You’d Hardly Be the First. – Fake Aunt Jenny
7.Guess what? You know what? I’m thinking of a number. Sweetness
8.I am a Disney whore. – Fake Aunt Jenny
9.I’m sorry. You’re right, ‘I slammed my fingers in the door,’ isn’t funny. But ‘I slammed my fingers in the door AGAIN’? Funny! – Fake Aunt Jenny
10.Ass in the Air, Face in the Mud. Story of my life. – Lucy
11.You’re meeping again. – Light
12.What the fuck is Frog Spit? – Fake Aunt Jenny
13.He’s a complete waste of space and air. – Lucy
14.My last words will be “Fucking Book.” FAJ
15.Beating the kids will also cut the noise by a lot. I’m not taking that off the table. – Lucy
16.I will be mentioning the syphilis. – Lucy
17.Sleep well, and dream of androgynous Japanese boys. FAJ
18.The last brownie is sitting in lonely splendor under the glass dome and it’s all yours. – FAJ
19.That weed was a whore. – Lucy
20.I-BLE. HORR-I-BLE. You have to say it all. – Lucy
21.I’ve got three useless bras. When I am going to get boobs?! Sweetness
22.Baby, with great boobs, comes great responsibility. FAJ
23.I STUBBED MY TOE AND I STEPPED IN PEE!!!!!!!!! Light
24.Come to Ohio. Get motor-boated by a dog. Lucy
25.Oh, my god. Oh, my GOD. OH MY GOD! (fyi, this is not in a sexual context) Lucy
Is there a prize for getting them all wrong?
May 7th, 2010 at 12:26 pm
I have NO idea, but it was fun trying. I just hope that I remember my abbreviations and don’t get confused. My apologies for all the false attributions! You are all hilarious, so if I get the tones wrong, it’s because I’m laughing so hard.
1. Alpha Betty
2. Light
3. Sweetness
4. Fake Aunt Jenny
5. Alpha Betty
6. Sister Krissie
7. Light
8. Fake Aunt Jenny
9. Alpha Betty
10. Alpha Betty
11. Sweetness
12. Alpha Betty
13. Fake Aunt Jenny
14. Fake Aunt Jenny
15. Fake Aunt Jenny
16. Sister Krissie
17. Sister Krissie
18. Fake Aunt Jenny
19. Light
20. Alpha Betty
21. Sweetness
22. Alpha Betty
23. Light
24. Sister Krissie
25. Light
I wish people would respond to my emails. I send polite/ friendly, informative emails that could stand a response. All I get are emails from people asking questions that I’ve already answered in something that they have, apparently, ignored. Oh, well. It mostly keeps me off the streets.
May 7th, 2010 at 12:26 pm
1. Alpha Betty
2. Light
3. Sweetness
4. Fake Aunt Jenny
5. Light
6. Alpha Betty
7. Light
8. Sister Krissie
9. Fake Aunt Jenny
10. Sister Krissie
11. Fake Aunt Jenny
12. Sister Krissie
13. Fake Aunt Jenny
14. Alpha Betty
15. Fake Aunt Jenny
16. Sister Krissie
17. Sister Krissie
18. Fake Aunt Jenny
19. Light
20. Alpha Betty
21. Sweetness
22. Alpha Betty
23. Light
24. Sister Krissie
25. Sweetness
May 7th, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Also, I can’t believe you set yourself up to grade these! Are you crazy? Feel free to ignore mine.
May 7th, 2010 at 12:44 pm
1. Fake Aunt Jenny
2. Light
3. Sweetness
4. Fake Aunt Jenny
5. Sweetness
6. Sister Krissie
7. Light
8. Fake Aunt Jenny
9. Alpha Betty
10. Fake Aunt Jenny
11. Sister Krissie
12. Fake Aunt Jenny
13. Alpha Betty
14. Alpha Betty
15. Fake Aunt Jenny
16. Sister Krissie
17. Fake Aunt Jenny
18. Sister Krissie
19. Sweetness
20. Alpha Betty
21. Sweetness
22. Alpha Betty
23. Light
24. Fake Aunt Jenny
25. Alpha Betty
May 7th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
I’m attempting to do this scientifically… I’m making a spreadsheet with all the votes, and will later today pick the highest group think answers. But I’ve currently got some ties, and only one unanimous answer (#21), with #7a close 2nd with only one dissenting vote.
I need more data, peeps!
May 7th, 2010 at 1:25 pm
Well, I think this is helping Gina cheat
, BUT, here are my guesses:
1. AlphaBetty (AB)
2. Light (L)
3. Sweetness (S)
4. Fake Aunt Jenny (FAJ)
5. AB
6. Sister Krissie (SK)
7. L
8. SK
9. FAJ
10. AB
11. FAJ
12. SK
13. AB
14. AB
15. FAJ
16. FAJ
17. SK
18. SK
19. FAJ
20. S
21. S
22. FAJ
23. S
24. SK
25. L
May 7th, 2010 at 1:27 pm
I don’t know. I just graded a lot of language tests and did some pro-bono editing on a colleague’s daughter’s finance paper. Also had to read aloud a Magic Tree House book. Those characters have no personality. Just sayin.
Ahhh so ready for the weekend. Could I get some FGBV’s with the intent of warding off a MiL fit over the fact we’re eating dinner at my mom’s on Sunday since my grandma can’t go far?
May 7th, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Courtney, it’s not precisely CHEATING, that would be I could guarantee that group think is correct, which I can’t because it’s often not.
Anyway, I really just wanted an excuse to make a fun spreadsheet and play with the hlookup function.
May 7th, 2010 at 1:35 pm
OOOH FUN!!!!
1. Krissie
2. Light
3. FAJ
4. FAJ
5. Sweetness
6. FAJ
7. Light
8. AlphaBetty
9. AlphaBetty
10. Krissie
11. Krissie
12. FAJ
13. Krissie
14. AlphaBetty
15. FAJ
16. AlphaBetty
17. Krissie
18. AlphaBetty
19. FAJ
20. Sweetness
21. Sweetness
22. FAJ
23. Light
24. Krissie
25. AlphaBetty
May 7th, 2010 at 1:55 pm
I could drive myself crazy second-guessing, so I’m just going with the gut on these:
1. Lucy
2. Light
3. Sweetness
4. FAJ
5. FAJ
6. Krissie
7. Light
8. FAJ
9. Lucy
10. FAJ
11. FAJ
12. Krissie
13. FAJ
14. FAJ
15. FAJ
16. Lucy
17. Krissie
18. FAJ
19. Sweetness
20. Lucy
21. Sweetness
22. Lucy
23. Light
24. FAJ
25. Lucy
Have an amazing Friday, everyone!
May 7th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
This is completely OT…except, is Betty White ever OT? Anyway, Hulu.com’s collection of the day is Betty White clips and interviews, including her latest with Jimmy Fallon about her upcoming SNL hosting. Funny. But, then again, when isn’t she? Just thought I’d share.
May 7th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Here are my guesses (made without looking at anyone else’s answers:
1) Lucy
2)Light
3) Sweetness
4)Krissie
5)Sweetness
6) FAJ
7) Light
8)Krissie
9) Lucy or FAJ
10)Lucy
11) FAJ
12) Krissie
13)Lucy
14) FAJ
15) FAJ
16)Krissie
17) Lucy
18) Krissie
19) FAJ
20) Krissie
21) Sweetness
22) Lucy
23)Light
24) Krissie
25)Light
May 7th, 2010 at 3:09 pm
My non-group thinked set of answers (that I did without relying on anyone elses).
1. Fake Aunt Jenny
2. Light
3. Sweetness
4. Alpha Betty
5. Alpha Betty
6. Sister Krissie
7. Light
8. Fake Aunt Jenny
9. Fake Aunt Jenny
10. Sister Krissie
11. Sister Krissie
12. Alpha Betty
13. Sister Krissie
14. Fake Aunt Jenny
15. Light
16. Fake Aunt Jenny
17. Sister Krissie
18. Fake Aunt Jenny
19. Light
20. Fake Aunt Jenny
21. Sweetness
22. Alpha Betty
23. Sweetness
24. Fake Aunt Jenny
25. Alpha Betty
As for the group think, we’ve currently got 19 response sets, one unanimous answers, 2 with only one dissenting opinion, three questions with ties, and range from a minimum of 12 answers matching the group (2 ppl) think to 19 matching (just one).
May 7th, 2010 at 3:29 pm
1.FAJ
2. FAJ
3. LIGHT
4. ALPHA BETTY
5. FAJ
6. SISTER CHRISSIE
7. LIGHT
8. ALPHA BETTY
9. FAJ
10. ALPHA BETTY
11. SWEETNESS
12.ALPHA BETTY
13. ALPHA BETTY
14. FAJ
15 ALPHA BETTY
16. ALPHA BETTY
17. SISTER CHRISSIE
18. FAJ
19 FAJ
20 SWEETNESS
21 SWEETNESS
22 ALPHA BETTY
23 SISTER CHRISSIE
24 FAJ
25 ALPHA BETTY
May 7th, 2010 at 3:44 pm
“Come to Ohio. Get motor-boated by a dog.” I don’t know who said this, but OMG, freaking hilarious.
May 7th, 2010 at 3:57 pm
What they hey, worth a try. Thanks for all FGBVs cause I’m slowly getting better but the voice cracks like a pubescent boy’s intermittently.
1.I’m gonna have a piece of bacon and a chocolate chip cookie and get back to work. FAJ
2.So at Girl Scouts, I–oooh! Geese! Light.
3.I was raised by dachshunds. Sweetness.
4.I will beat you like a gong. Sister Krissie
5.Agggggggggggggggggggggggggh! I slammed my fingers in the door again! Light.
6.The title of my memoir – You’d Hardly Be the First. Sister Krissie.
7.Guess what? You know what? I’m thinking of a number. Light.
8.I am a Disney whore. FAJ
9.I’m sorry. You’re right, ‘I slammed my fingers in the door,’ isn’t funny. But ‘I slammed my fingers in the door AGAIN’? Funny! FAJ.
10.Ass in the Air, Face in the Mud. Story of my life. FAJ.
11.You’re meeping again. AlphaBetty
12.What the fuck is Frog Spit? FAJ.
13.He’s a complete waste of space and air. FAJ
14.My last words will be “Fucking Book.” FAJ
15.Beating the kids will also cut the noise by a lot. I’m not taking that off the table. FAJ.
16.I will be mentioning the syphilis. AlphaBetty.
17.Sleep well, and dream of androgynous Japanese boys. Sister Krissie.
18.The last brownie is sitting in lonely splendor under the glass dome and it’s all yours. AlphaBetty.
19.That weed was a whore. FAJ.
20.I-BLE. HORR-I-BLE. You have to say it all. AlphaBetty.
21.I’ve got three useless bras. When I am going to get boobs?! Sweetness.
22.Baby, with great boobs, comes great responsibility. AlphaBetty.
23.I STUBBED MY TOE AND I STEPPED IN PEE!!!!!!!!! AlphaBetty
24.Come to Ohio. Get motor-boated by a dog. AlphaBetty.
25.Oh, my god. Oh, my GOD. OH MY GOD! (fyi, this is not in a sexual context) AlphaBetty.
May 7th, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Here goes:
1. Alpha Betty
2. Light
3. Sweetness
4. Fake Aunt Jenny
5. Fake Aunt Jenny
6. Sister Krissie
7. Light
8. Alpha Betty
9. Fake Aunt Jenny
10. Fake Aunt Jenny
11. Alpha Betty
12. Sister Krissie
13. Sister Krissie
14. Fake Aunt Jenny
15. Fake Aunt Jenny
16. Alpha Betty
17. Alpha Betty
18. Fake Aunt Jenny
19. Sister Krissie
20. Alpha Betty
21. Sweetness
22. Fake Aunt Jenny
23. Light
24. Fake Aunt Jenny
25. Fake Aunt Jenny
May 7th, 2010 at 4:36 pm
@betty page – you’re right! you can’t win if you don’t play!!
And with that in mind – here are my guesses…
1. FAJ
2. Light
3. Sweetness
4. AB
5. FAJ
6 Krissie
7. Light
8. FAJ
9. FAJ
10. FAJ
11. Sweetness
12. Krissie
13. AB
14. FAJ
15. AB
16. FAJ
17. FAJ
18. Krissie
19. Krissie
20. AB
21. sweetness
22. FAJ
23. light
24. krissie
25. sweetness
May 7th, 2010 at 5:45 pm
Okay, I *have* to try now:
I’m gonna have a piece of bacon and a chocolate chip cookie and get back to work. FAJ
So at Girl Scouts, I–oooh! Geese! LIGHT
I was raised by dachshunds. SWEETNESS
I will beat you like a gong. ALPHABETTY
Agggggggggggggggggggggggggh! I slammed my fingers in the door again! SWEETNESS
The title of my memoir – You’d Hardly Be the First. KRISSIE
Guess what? You know what? I’m thinking of a number. LIGHT
I am a Disney whore. FAJ
I’m sorry. You’re right, ‘I slammed my fingers in the door,’ isn’t funny. But ‘I slammed my fingers in the door AGAIN’? Funny! FAJ
Ass in the Air, Face in the Mud. Story of my life. ALPHABETTY
You’re meeping again. ALPHABETTY
What the fuck is Frog Spit? FAJ
He’s a complete waste of space and air. SWEETNESS
My last words will be “Fucking Book.” ALPHABETTY
Beating the kids will also cut the noise by a lot. I’m not taking that off the table.FAJ
I will be mentioning the syphilis. ALPHABETTY
Sleep well, and dream of androgynous Japanese boys. KRISSIE
The last brownie is sitting in lonely splendor under the glass dome and it’s all yours. FAJ
That weed was a whore. FAJ
I-BLE. HORR-I-BLE. You have to say it all. ALPHABETTY
I’ve got three useless bras. When I am going to get boobs?! SWEETNESS
Baby, with great boobs, comes great responsibility. FAJ
I STUBBED MY TOE AND I STEPPED IN PEE!!!!!!!!! SWEETNESS
Come to Ohio. Get motor-boated by a dog. KRISSIE
Oh, my god. Oh, my GOD. OH MY GOD! (fyi, this is not in a sexual context)ALPHABETTY
Sorry–when I copied the text I guess I failed to get the #’s I understand if I’m disqualified–I have graded and cussed over many an unnumbered paper.
May 7th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Group wisdom, with accompanying surety percentages, with 24 votes cast through DivaBetty’s post….
1. Fake Aunt Jenny – 45.8%
2. Light – 91.7%
3. Sweetness – 83.3%
4. Fake Aunt Jenny – 70.8%
5. Fake Aunt Jenny – 29.2%
6. Sister Krissie – 58.3%
7. Light – 95.8%
8. Fake Aunt Jenny – 50%
9. Fake Aunt Jenny – 58.3%
10. Alpha Betty – 45.8%
11. Fake Aunt Jenny – 37.5%
12. Sister Krissie – 41.7%
13. Alpha Betty – 33.3%
14. Alpha Betty – 50% (Tied with Fake Aunt Jenny for the other 50%)
15. Fake Aunt Jenny – 75%
16. Alpha Betty – 62.5%
17. Sister Krissie – 66.7%
18. Fake Aunt Jenny – 62.5%
19. Fake Aunt Jenny – 50%
20. Alpha Betty – 66.7%
21. Sweetness – 100%
22. Alpha Betty – 62.5%
23. Light – 50%
24. Sister Krissie – 66.7%
25. Alpha Betty – 50%
May 7th, 2010 at 6:13 pm
@Gina, that is just an impressive dissemination of data. I nominate you for the win on sheer strength of dedication!
May 7th, 2010 at 6:16 pm
Rofl. Excel + Boredom = Fun Numbers!
May 7th, 2010 at 8:44 pm
1.I’m gonna have a piece of bacon and a chocolate chip cookie and get back to work. Alpha Betty
2.So at Girl Scouts, I–oooh! Geese! Light
3.I was raised by dachshunds. Sweetness
4.I will beat you like a gong. FAJ
5.Agggggggggggggggggggggggggh! I slammed my fingers in the door again! AlphaBetty
6.The title of my memoir – You’d Hardly Be the First. Krissie
7.Guess what? You know what? I’m thinking of a number. Light
8.I am a Disney whore. AB
9.I’m sorry. You’re right, ‘I slammed my fingers in the door,’ isn’t funny. But ‘I slammed my fingers in the door AGAIN’? Funny! FAJ
10.Ass in the Air, Face in the Mud. Story of my life. AB
11.You’re meeping again. Krissie
12.What the fuck is Frog Spit? FAJ
13.He’s a complete waste of space and air. FAJ
14.My last words will be “Fucking Book.” FAJ
15.Beating the kids will also cut the noise by a lot. I’m not taking that off the table. FAJ
16.I will be mentioning the syphilis. AB
17.Sleep well, and dream of androgynous Japanese boys. Krissie
18.The last brownie is sitting in lonely splendor under the glass dome and it’s all yours. Krissie
19.That weed was a whore. FAJ
20.I-BLE. HORR-I-BLE. You have to say it all. Light
21.I’ve got three useless bras. When I am going to get boobs?! Sweetness
22.Baby, with great boobs, comes great responsibility. FAJ
23.I STUBBED MY TOE AND I STEPPED IN PEE!!!!!!!!! Sweetness
24.Come to Ohio. Get motor-boated by a dog. FAJ
25.Oh, my god. Oh, my GOD. OH MY GOD! (fyi, this is not in a sexual context) AB
This was fun, although it distracted me from my own writing. Bad Alpha Betty.
May 7th, 2010 at 9:59 pm
I nearly forgot to come back and give this a shot. My best guesses without checking everyone else’s. (And I don’t understand Gina’s statistics. LOL!)
1. Alpha Betty
2. Light
3. Sweetness
4. Fake Aunt Jenny
5. Sweetness
6. Sister Krissie
7. Light
8. Sister Krissie
9. Fake Aunt Jenny
10. Sister Krissie
11. Alpha Betty
12. Alpha Betty
13. Fake Aunt Jenny
14. Alpha Betty
15. Alpha Betty
16. Alpha Betty
17. Sister Krissie
18. Fake Aunt Jenny
19. Fake Aunt Jenny
20. Alpha Betty
21. Sweetness
22. Fake Aunt Jenny
23. Sweetness
24. Fake Aunt Jenny
25. Alpha Betty
May 7th, 2010 at 9:59 pm
Thanks for the game! It was fun.
1. Lucy
2. Light
3. Sweetness
4. FAJ
5. Lucy
6. Krissie
7. Light
8. FAJ
9. FAJ
10. Lucy
11. Krissie
12. FAJ
13. Krissie
14. Lucy
15. FAJ
16. Lucy
17. FAJ
18. Krissie
May 7th, 2010 at 10:03 pm
I have no idea why it cut the list in half. Hmmmm. Oh well…
Part Deux:
19. FAJ
20. Lucy
21. Sweetness
22. Lucy
23. Light
24. FAJ
25. Lucy
May 7th, 2010 at 11:06 pm
I never, ever, ever thought I’d say anything like this, but after reading this, I would now LOVE to live in a house full of women. Smart women. Women who write. Women who are still turning into women. This is a delight.
May 7th, 2010 at 11:41 pm
@ Beki, me too. What do you think FAJ and AB are going to do when I turn up on their doorstep with my suitcase, three dogs and four children?
May 7th, 2010 at 11:41 pm
1. SISTER KRISSIE
2. LIGHT
3. SWEETNESS
4. FAKE AUNT JENNY
5. LIGHT
6. FAKE AUNT JENNY
7. LIGHT
8. SISTER KRISSIE
9. ALPHABETTY
10. ALPHABETTY
11. SWEETNESS
12. SISTER KRISSIE
13. FAKE AUNT JENNY
14. ALPHABETTY
15. FAKE AUNT JENNY
16. ALPHABETTY
17. SISTER KRISSIE
18. FAKE AUNT JENNY
19. LIGHT
20. ALPHABETTY
21. SWEETNESS
22. ALPHABETTY
23. LIGHT
24. SISTER KRISSIE
25. ALPHABETTY
May 7th, 2010 at 11:54 pm
1. FAJ
2. Light
3. Sweetness
4. FAJ
5. Krissie?
6. Alpha Betty
7. Light
8. Alpha Betty
9. FAJ
10. Alpha Betty
11. FAJ
12. Krissie
13. Sweetness
14. Alpha Betty
15. FAJ
16. Alpha Betty
17. FAJ
18. FAJ
19. Light
20. Alpha Betty (FAJ 2nd guess)
21. Sweetness
22. Alpha Betty (Krissie 2nd guess)
23. Light
24. FAJ
25. Alpha Betty
May 8th, 2010 at 12:05 am
@Beki & Georgie – I’m with you guys. I want to buy a house but they are too expensive here. I bet if we combined our resources, we could get an awesome place. How do you gals feel about living near the beach?
May 8th, 2010 at 8:58 am
@Terrio: We could be BEACHBetties!
May 8th, 2010 at 9:52 am
Exactly!
May 8th, 2010 at 3:13 pm
@GP/Bodacious Betty: Dress yourself and the kids up like dachshunds and you’re in like flynn. Dog treats for life.
BeachBetties sounds like a Plan!